March 2012
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Damn Good Shag: 6 stages of fangirling →
hananananargh:
discovery “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
research “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is…
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February 2012
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alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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tomhardigans:
I want Jean Dujardin to speak French all of the time…
against my vagina.
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
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bellatirx:
war horse hasn’t won anything
sarah jessica parker must be so pissed
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IF I SEE ONE FUCKING POST ABOUT THE HELP BEING...
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Why do I have a feeling Hugo is going to be the Oscar’s Modern Family? (I.E. Winning every goddamn award)
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Tom Hanks > everyone
mistermarvel:
#if i was dead #and tom hanks came within 3 feet of my body #i would awaken
The ‘H’ in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hanks I swear.
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dujardins:
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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My father just told me that when he was younger he was close to Daniel Day Lewis and told him not to act.
rosetylerr:
what if sacha baron cohen runs up on stage and steals the best actor award
and everyone sorta laughs it off
but then they realize its leonardo dicaprio in disguise
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I sometimes sit in the corner and weep because I...
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